Why Do You Think These Guys Who Were Dining Together Decided To Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other With Chairs?

That’s a serious question. I have no idea why these five guys started beating the living shit out of each other in a coffee shop. Neither does the person who posted it on LiveLeak with this very detailed explanation: “WWE Chair Fight At A Coffee Shop in Buôn Ma Thuột, which is the capital city of Đắk Lắk Province, in the Central Highlands of Vietnam.”

Please, the WWE wishes its chair fights looked that real.

My one and only guess is the guy in the near right corner called all the other guys’ mothers the Vietnamese equivalent of “a jizz-guzzling cunt” and they took issue with that. Naturally. I mean, that’s vile thing to call a lady. Who would even say something like that? Probably a guy who knows a jizz-guzzling cunt when he sees one, but what do I know?

For those of you short on time, the whole beating-the-shit-out-of-each-other part kicks off around the 5:50 mark. Enjoy!

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.