This Cat Snatching A Bat Out Of Mid Air Is The Only Case You Can Make For A Cat’s Worthiness


Play it on loop, bros. Because this is probably going to be the last time you see a cat contributing to a human cause. It was absolutely essential for the dude in the video to put that box over the bat because it wouldn’t surprise me if the cat was just killing it to put it in the dude’s pillowcase or throw it in a tupperware container and toss it in the fridge. There has to be some ulterior motives here. Cats don’t just help. No doubt in my mind the cat is no strutting all over the house now demanding shit because he helped with one household chore. Probably hogging the remote and showering until all the hot water is gone.

I want. The filet mignon. Now.

Prick.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.