Every few months video footage surfaces of a new brawl at a Denny's restaurant. Now I've had my fair share of 3 a.m. post-boozing Grand Slams, but I've never seen anything more than a few hostile words get thrown back and forth between booths. It's almost impossible to believe that this many fights break out at Denny's. Which leads me to my new theory: All these crazy Denny's fight videos must be part of a strategic viral ad campaign. Perhaps it's an innovative top-down reverse marketing tactic to get more people to Denny's between the hours of one and four in the morning with the hopes of seeing one of these chair-and-food-throwing extravaganzas. "Come to Denny's for the shitty food; stay for the late night girl-on-girl amateur wrestling match."
Anyway, today we have another Denny's fight between two women wearing skin-tight outfits. It's the third fight at a Denny's since November 2010 (previous two here and here). This one takes place in Port Charlotte, Florida. Waiters tried to get them to take it outside, but it was futile. Tempers flare and chairs get tossed in a full-blown melee. Enterprising spectators even start hedging bets, with one man clearly saying he "has five on the white girl." According to the Daily Mail, the Denny's refused to press charges and no police report was filed.
Hat Tip: The Daily Mail