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This Genius Bro’s Tinder Profile Uses Hilarious Cartoon Dinosaurs As A Pitch For A Threesome

By / 07.21.14

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Picture it like this. You’re swiping through Tinder and come across a photo of three dinosaurs. Innocent enough, right? Maybe the guy is an animator, maybe he likes to draw, maybe he just really likes dinosau- oh just kidding, on closer inspection he’s just looking for a threeway.

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Okay fine, dinosaurs are sort of a strange way to go about getting laid, but I dig the sense of humor. Except then he goes on from dinosaurs to cake? In that it’s multi-layered and that the two layers of cake are both girls.

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Do I like dinosaurs? Sure. Do I like cake? Sometimes. Would I be down for a threesome if you combined the two? Probably not, but that’s the genius of this guy. The only people that will hit you up for a threesome on Tinder are probably:

 

1. Fat
2. Desperate
3. Ugly
4. Ew

Or,

5. No

so he knows he’s not exactly picking from the prime meat deli section, more like that dollar area where everything is ~20 minutes from expiration. Why not swing for the fences? And in case you’re not fully convinced by this point, the next picture is a list of pros and cons, as if you couldn’t make up your own list just from the phrase “Tinder Threesome,” in which the top “con” would be “Probably getting murdered.”

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We finally get right to the point with a straight-up “Would you like a threesome?” slide…

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…and THEN, after swiping through what seems like millions of photos of dinosaurs and reading odd cake analogies, we get to what he actually looks like.

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If that “Rad” tank doesn’t immediately get your panties wet I don’t know what will. But hey, I was expecting worse. As in “lives at parents house in the basement and is unnaturally hairy” worse.

[H/T Metro]
[Images via Metro]


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Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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