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You’re Not Supposed To Tell People When You Poop? Watch This Video About What You Can’t Do If You’re Not A Toddler

By 07.21.14

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Are you not supposed to tell people when you’ve pooped? Because I do that all the time…to people I know, that is. Not random people at a dinner party. That’s just uncomfortable. As for mashing cake into my face and sucking on my toes…well, sometimes you just really, really need cake (or you’re hammered drunk and can’t find your mouth), and I’d consider myself a frickin’ contortionist if I could even reach my toes to my mouth.

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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