Jeep-Driving Cali Bro Has the Most Honest Bumper Sticker Ever

Some people just sugarcoat their desires. This man, however, knows EXACTLY what he wants in life. He’s not even subtle about it.

He’d rather be going down on a girl than sitting in traffic and he wants the whole world to know. What a boss.

Shout out to AG for the pic.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com