Ew.
Eww.
Ewww.
https://www.instagram.com/p/52qqXSJ6-9/
These people look like shit. ABSOLUTE SHIT. Like at what point in your life do you look at yourself in the mirror and be like “You know what? I’ve had so much plastic surgery that I look like an inbred Chihuahua, better buckle down and GET SUM MOAR” ? This guy does not look like Ken and his girlfriend does not look like Barbie. In fact I’d go so far as to say that his girlfriend looks like one of those bouncy ball things with a handle that you sit on and plop around town with:
https://www.instagram.com/p/16bODLJ6z2/
Those lips look like shit. Her face looks like shit and the guy’s hairline is the most unfortunate thing I’ve seen in a while.
But just WHO are these people? According to Daily Mail the woman is Anastasia Reskoss, 20, and Quentin Dehar, 23.
Yes, that woman is 20. TWENTY. She looks like a hard 40 with a pack a day thrown in the mix for good measure. Yeesh.
Anastasia Reskoss, 20, and Quentin Dehar, 23, admit to both being obsessed with the dolls from a young age – and after becoming a couple in 2013, the pair have had more than 15 procedures between them, paid for mainly by their parents.
Quentin, from Marseille, France, and Anastasia, who lives in Paris, plan to continue having surgery and are legally changing their names to ‘Ken’ and ‘Doll.’
Their parents pay for all the surgery. Color me surprised.
Student Anastasia said: ‘We want to spend the rest of our lives together morphing into the dolls we love.’
Quentin also finances their Barbie and Ken lifestyle with the proceeds from his two successful mobile phone shops.
He says he still wants more Botox and pectoral implants while Anastasia wants breast augmentation, ear reshaping, eye-bag removal and veneers.
In total, the couple have spent £206,000 to emulate their idols’ looks.
Anastasia and Ouentin met in 2013 at a boat party in Saint Tropez, and they soon realised that they both loved the plastic fantastic lives of the dolls.
Anastasia says that growing up she was “obsessed” with Barbie dolls and that growing up her parents bought her as many dolls as she wanted. By 15,she realized that she wanted to BECOME Barbie after what I have to assume was a very, very bad acid trip that left her brain damaged. As for Quentin:
‘At secondary school, I just felt very average. I didn’t feel like me.
‘I told myself that I had to go back to the idol of my childhood and become Ken.
‘I read more magazines and began looking at various cosmetic procedures. I wanted to change my all my facial features to emulate Ken.
‘But it was not just Ken’s looks that inspired me – it was also his dream billionaire lifestyle. I aspired to have the flashy cars and luxury designer clothes that my Ken doll had.’
Anastasia reportedly spends over $800 a month on facials, hair extensions, fake tanning and nail extensions, while Quentin blows over $400 on anti-aging treatments (newsflash: it’s not working), haircuts, facials, fake tanning and hair removal.
Let’s hope these two never breed.
[H/T Daily Mail]