A bad day would be being a bus driver. A worse day would be being a bus driver and getting stabbed by a guy jerking off in the back of the bus.

Bus drivers get a raw deal, the people that ride on a city bus aren't exactly the pillars of society. Case in point 52-year-old Victor McEachin who was in the back of a Maryland bus busy pulling his pud. Several patrons saw McEachin beating his meat like it owed him money. Then as the bus approached the station, police say the jerkoff got into a confrontation with a woman on the bus. The driver intervened and somehow later realized that he had been stabbed. Police say the man was stabbed in the abdomen early Tuesday and was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. How does that work? I get a small scratch and I know I got injured, but this guy gets gutted like a fish and he's not sure he was cut?

McEachin has been charged with assault and marijuana possession. He was taken to the Montgomery County jail. This is the same reason that whenever my dog is humping the couch, I let him continue til he finishes, because if I don't there's a good chance I'm going to get a finger chewed off.