This Brazen Burglar Live-Streamed Himself Robbing A House On Periscope

What do you think will happen first: the authorities find and arrest this cocksucker OR he dies of a respiratory disease?

I mean, could you breathe any heavier, Bro? You sound like an overweight old man trying to take a shit.

So who is to blame here: The thief, or the homeowner for not properly protecting his house?

I think it’s the latter. As a homeowner, it’s up to you to prevent this shit. You can’t rely on living in a good area or the local a neighborhood watch. Scumbags are everywhere and you need to protect yo shit. If I could afford it, I would have a fucking assassin on my roof ready to murder anyone who even steps on my property. “You just compromised the meticulous edge work on Master Jason’s lawn, motherfucker. Time to die. (cue the sound of an unreasonable amount of bullets).” But I can’t afford that, so I rely on the meat cleaver I keep in my nightstand and a security system. Like everyone should.