*SHOT GUNS BUDWEISER CAN, BASHES CAN AGAINST HEAD*
I WANT TO RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL SINGING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY RIGHT NOW.
LETTTTTTTTT’SSSSS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Food for thought: As American as it is, Budweiser is owned by a Belgian company…. While they’re corporate office might be toasting Stellas, I plan on pouring Buds all over my chest in about three hours.
Let’s do this.