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by Brandon Wenerd on July 1, 2014

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*SHOT GUNS BUDWEISER CAN, BASHES CAN AGAINST HEAD*

I WANT TO RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL SINGING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY RIGHT NOW.

LETTTTTTTTT’SSSSS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Food for thought: As American as it is, Budweiser is owned by a Belgian company…. While they’re corporate office might be toasting Stellas, I plan on pouring Buds all over my chest in about three hours.

Let’s do this.

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.