Being old seems like it'd mostly suck, but it's gotta be awfully nice to have ZERO impetus to give a shit. No jobs or relationships at stake, I sort of imagine it as a few decades of long overdue therapy. In which everyone and everything is grounds for being your therapist. 

That said, this commercial also happens to be one of the more unintentionally ironic commercials in history...as if that stuff is COMPLETELY, NOT AT ALL ALTERED HAM? Yeah....

[H/T: VVV]