‘Brunch Ryders Anthem’ Will Make You Realize How Insane White People Are

New York comedian David Foster had the balls to make a parody of DMX’s “Rough Ryders Anthem” about brunch. If you weren’t terrified of white people and their batshit insane passion for brunching, this will put you over the edge. I hope every girl in Murray Hill is haunted by this song.

Try to get the image of him on the toilet out of your head this weekend before settling into that omelette.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com