‘Brothel Tester’ Is A Real Job Where You Get Paid To Have Sex And Rate Cathouses And You Can Apply For It Right Now

Looking for a new line of work? Want to have sex with prostitutes and get paid to do it? Then have we got the job for you: Brothel Tester!

A brothel company in Germany is looking to pay people to use their services so that they can monitor the quality of the work going on at their cathouses. Kind of like being a quality control manager only, you know, you get to have lots and lots of sex.

Check out some of the ad’s job listing and see if you qualify…

Kaufmich.com is a social network for sex workers, clients, brothels and companies in erotic environment. With a young team (about 25 people) and a flat hierarchy, working conditions are very pleasant and marked by the life of a startup. Kaufmich.com part of an international group of companies with more than 120 employees in Germany, China and Spain, offering realistic development and career opportunities.

Sounds pretty straightforward… until you get to the part describing your “tasks.”

Your Tasks
Test brothels after service, cleanliness and compliance with safe sex practices. You will enjoy sex with various women and then create a score which is then published on www.kaufmich.com. Also visit Kaufmich events such as bukkake parties and gang bangs, which will then be evaluated according to their quality.

Oh, bukkake parties and gang bangs, you say? This is a unique job opportunity.

So what requirements are they looking for in a candidate? A university degree in business (preferably the hotel industry), be fluent in German, practical experience from several years of brothel visits, a clean appearance, and duh, you have to enjoy working with people.

I know there’s got to be at least one of you reading this that fits the bill so hurry your ass up and apply. They’re only taking applications until the end of the month!

H/T Mirror; Prostitute image by Shutterstock