Guess. Who. Is. No. Longer. Dating. Douchebag. John. Mayer.
YES! Katy Perry is single which, means you, you, you have a chance with the coolest, hottest girl next door. This from E! News:
A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days.
No other details about what prompted the “Dark Horse” singer’s decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry’s side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.
I’m not sure how to seduce her, I just know that you no longer need to pull her away from her fey lover. Step 1 is done! Step 2: ??? Step 3: Katy Perry in your arms.
Best of luck to everyone.
I want more like this!
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