What? Really? This is a thing?
From the Daily Mail:
George Clooney has repeatedly joked that instead of his eyes he gets the skin on his testicles 'ironed' out, but now it appears he's inspired a new craze in Hollywood.
Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie told MailOnline that she added 'Tighten the Tackle' to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it has been a raving success.
Delicately describing the $575 non-surgical treatment, the blonde beautician says it involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum.
She continues: 'They thought the Brazilian bikini wax was crazy ten years ago and now it’s just part of the process . . the tide is turning - don't knock it until you try it.
'Down there the skin ages, it’s a thinner skin like that around the eyes.'
Clooney was joking. You'll never sleep with Stacy Keibler.
The testes are the ugliest body parts in existence. Lasers will not correct them. God cannot correct them.
Don't iron your balls.
[H/T: Daily Mail]