Today VICE ran an “Ethological Study” on Bros, which reads like something a frustrated MFA graduate would diarrhea out in rage after his sixth Paris Review rejection letter. It’s a pretty silly — but definitely funny! — Revenge of the Nerds-esque pontification on archetypes, which you can do about… uh, any table in the proverbial lunch room we all sit out: Hipsters, band geeks, goths, drama kids, snarky debate team assholes, the jocks. Blah blah blah. Since we aspire to be all things Bro here at BroBible, I suppose it warrants a response, which we pulled out of our asses from VICE’s own commenters in VICE’s own comment section:
Fist-pound, Connor Andrew Hall. Can’t we all just crush brews in harmony and get along?
But seriously, it is a good read for any Bro who can take a look in the mirror and laugh at just how ridiculous he is. Maybe Thomas Morton will pay a visit to our office for an expose and we’ll be HBO famous. I bet he can shotgun a beer with the best of them.