Life
by Brandon Wenerd on March 21, 2014

Today VICE ran an “Ethological Study” on Bros, which reads like something a frustrated MFA graduate would diarrhea out in rage after his sixth Paris Review rejection letter. It’s a pretty silly — but definitely funny! — Revenge of the Nerds-esque pontification on archetypes, which you can do about… uh, any table in the proverbial lunch room we all sit out: Hipsters, band geeks, goths, drama kids, snarky debate team assholes, the jocks. Blah blah blah. Since we aspire to be all things Bro here at BroBible, I suppose it warrants a response, which we pulled out of our asses from VICE’s own commenters in VICE’s own comment section:

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Fist-pound, Connor Andrew Hall. Can’t we all just crush brews in harmony and get along?

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But seriously, it is a good read for any Bro who can take a look in the mirror and laugh at just how ridiculous he is. Maybe Thomas Morton will pay a visit to our office for an expose and we’ll be HBO famous. I bet he can shotgun a beer with the best of them.

CLICK TO READ: This American Bro: A Portrait of the Worst Guy Ever, via VICE: 

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Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.