BroBible Is Going On #MadDecentBoatParty Tomorrow Which Means It’s Time To Add Us On Snapchat (BroBible1)

It’s that time of the year folks: festival season is over which means everyone’s been scrambling to get a spot on one of the few EDM cruises that exist. Actually, that’s a lie – these things have been sold out for MONTHS, with Mad Decent Boat Party specifically selling out in the first week that tickets were available.

We know the FOMO struggle. We’re sitting up here in rainy NYC with our thumbs up our asses waiting for the summer weather to come back, but rather than have everyone sit and cry about it together we’re sending our editor Rebecca Martinson on Mad Decent Boat Party so she can bring the sunny 88 degree Miami / Mexico weather to all y’all by Snapchatting the entirety of the cruise.

…yeah okay, that was another lie – we’re not sending her. Chick got that shit on lock back in February and had to use vacation days to go, but JCamm said he’d pay for the Internet on the boat if she documented the trip via Snapchat so she was like “Okay whatever.”

You hear that guys? “Okay whatever.” If that’s not an enthusiastic millennial getting ready to spend 5 days getting fucked up in international waters on an EDM cruise ship, I don’t know what is.

In other words, follow BroBible on Snapchat (username: BroBible1) to see exactly what you’re missing, which will probably be a mix of EDM, warm weather, hot chicks twerking to bass music and…well, what else could you want?

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