by Brandon Wenerd on March 11, 2014

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Our Bros from Textastrophe are at it again, back to trolling people who leave their phone numbers in public places. Their latest work of art comes from a Craigslist ad for a personal trainer who will “PERSONALLY GUARENTEE results in 3-4 weeks.” Unforunately, as the Textastrophe dudes fine out, she doesn’t train toddlers.



For more funny text messages, head over to Textastrophe… 

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: