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Bro Gives Away His Day Off Via Craigslist Because Of Bitch Wife

By 06.16.14


Really lady? You can’t just fuck off for one day and let the poor guy watch TV, jerk it, play Clash of Clans or whatever he wants to do? To be fair though, there’s a good chance that “list of things she wants me to do around the house today” isn’t even that bad and he’s just being a whiny bitch. The worst thing on there is probably mowing the lawn which I’m pretty sure is included as some sort of contractual deal whenever people get married. He cuts the grass, she makes sure to fold your shirts fresh outta the dryer so that you don’t look like the underside of Donald’s Sterling ass cheeks on a good day. Everyone wins.


Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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