Hey man, if you’ve got the athleticism to climb up the side of a house then more power to you. I obviously can’t do that. You see these arms? They’re straight spaghetti, no meatballs no muscle no nothin’, just a pure untouched worthless product of eating carbs all day and all night. As for the brother who lost his shit in the bathroom…I mean, you were showering with the window open. Are you TRYING to have perverts come a-knockin’ at your door or something? Because that’s how you get peeping toms climbin’ up trees to creep on you from afar.
