Very few things in life suck more than cleaning your apartment the night after hosting a big party: There’s vomit in your bathtub, beer cans in between your couch cushions, and your floor has this sticky, fermented-smelling glaze that feels like it could mutate into Gooey Gus at any second. But you rally, chug a Five Hour Energy to get through that hangover, throw on some tunes, and get shit done, because no self-respecting man will ever get laid living in an apartment that looks like a pigsty. The day after throwing a Halloween party, this Bro walked downstairs to find his roommate cleaning his apartment in his underwear, dancing his ass off to Sheena Easton’s “Morning Train.”
Someone got laid last night. *Fist bump*
[H/T: Reddit]