Best waste of money ever. And as far as really stupid gifts go, this one takes the cake. It doesn't take up any closet space, it requires no excuses about how "it broke" when you're asked what happened to it, and you don't have to put on a fake "this is awesome" face when you receive it because it's clearly fucking incredible. Great gift. Round of applause. Standing ovation. Full spread.
[H/T The Blaze]