What. The. Fuck.
Forget about how he helicopter’d the pink condom to kick things off, I thought that lady was a man until she blurted out some incoherent words.
I spent the better part of this morning vomiting, because I’ve fallen ill, but this almost sent me, face first, back to the toilet bowl. Let me be clear: on no planet is this a brag-able moment — if it really happened and that’s not just his mom and this is just not his idea of a hilarious prank.
/sprints to bathroom
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