Fact: Comcast and Time Warner are two of the worst companies in the United States. Fact: Comcast is, unbelievably, buying Time Warner so it can create a monopolistic empire dedicated to crappiness.
Fact: This will only hurt you.
Funny or Die delivers the parody we need.
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