All this guy’s cheating girlfriend wanted to do was fucking leave. She was in her car and nothing was getting her out. Not even him proclaiming that “You was my baby, my fuckin’ cinnamon apple!” Yes, he called her his cinnamon apple. Might have to test that one on the wife tonight. Probably smart to lay down a tarp underneath her before I do.
When he realized compliments and his undying love were getting him nowhere, because SHE’S CHECKED THE FUCK OUT, FRIEND, he finally played the “I’m going to post your nude photos all over Facebook” card. You can guess how fast that cheating bitch got out of the car and decided to have a conversation with him.
I want more like this!
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