A Boston dude who received a very public blowjob last Friday could find himself paying dearly for the experience.
You’ll recall this heroic act of public fellation gained he and his female companion instant internet fame. With that, of course, comes attention from the authorities.
And last night, after a week of living on the edge, police got to the serviced man.
Officers from Special Crimes Unit arrested Philip Urban, 50, of Malden Thursday night and charged him with open and gross lewdness, Transit Police said.
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We received some tips, but we put a lot of time into reviewing images from our public safety cameras, and we were able to track him to Malden,” said Transit Police Lieutenant Richard Sullivan.
Sullivan said Urban could be placed on the state’s sex offender list if he has been convicted of any prior open and gross lewdness charges.
“Conduct like that is not going to be tolerated,” Sullivan said.
Urban faces up to three years in state prison and a $300 fine for the May 15 incident.
Three years! No sexual act is worth that penalty.
Sometimes it quite literally sucks to get sucked.
The woman involved is still at large. But rest assured, men with badges are on a fierce manhunt, armed with a sketch artist’s rendering of her crooked knees.
[H/T: Boston Globe]