I'm not posting this because of the obvious "Hey, this guy is elderly but still able to defend himself; this is awesome" angle. I'm posting it as a warning to anyone in the Sacramento area: If you walk near 75-year-old Don Kiefert's house, you may face the wrath of a slightly unhinged self-styled AARP Rambo, who had no problem holding two teenagers at bay with a bow-and-arrow before the not-yet 18-year-olds were arrested.

Seriously, just don't walk near this guy's backyard, much less think about stealing from him.

"If you try to run, I'm going to skewer you."

[H/T: HyperVocal]