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The ‘Boner Wave’ Is the Best Theory About Morning Wood You’ll Ever Read

By / 07.15.14

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The Boner Wave is an unstoppable phenomenon. It’s quietly been with us since the dawn of man. What the shit is the Boner Wave, you ask? Let’s cut right to the chase: The Boner Wave is the “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” of morning erections. Every man, save for an erection-less few, is a participant. Read the full theory below.

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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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