The previous owners of this car most certainly went out with a BANG.

This Lubbock, Texas dealership didn't notice the strange marks in the dust on the hood of a used BMW 3-series they're selling before they posted photos to post on their website and Craigslist. The imprint of what appears to be outstretched hands and cocktail dress-clad breasts is unmistakable. There also appears to be another set of hands just above them.

Somebody appears to get turned on by Bimmers.

Of course, with this scant evidence, we can't be sure if this was someone getting railed on the car's hood, or if it was a BMW fetishist enjoying a nice rub against one after hours. It could always be a hoax, although that doesn't negate the fact that the dealer posted it to their website and Craigslist. Then again, the front plate does say "Friendly Ford," so whoever the mysterious boob-rubber was may have taken that as an invitation.

Everything is bigger--and more overlooked on Craigslist--in Texas. 

[H/T, S/G: Jalopnik]