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These Two Blond Prison Employees Both Got In Trouble For Banging The Same Inmate

By / 08.26.14

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If you ever get sent to prison, it’s been revealed that you should make a real play to try and get sent to Oregon. A couple days ago, it came to light that two female workers in the prison were (unbeknownst to each other) having sex with the same inmate! If this guy is not immediately freed for being too big of a legend to be caged then I’m not sure I believe in our judicial system anymore.

Via the Daily News

Brett Robinson, 32, surrendered to authorities on Tuesday night after a grand jury indicted her on 12 counts, including six charges of sexual misconduct. Her arrest occurred a little more than a month after civilian colleague Jill Curry, 38, was busted on charges she had sexual relations with the same inmate.

This just goes to show you that you can really mentally scar your daughter if you name her Brett. It’s a real shame.

Wait, but who’s the Confined Casanova at the center of all this? Why, it’s Jang-Li Delgado-Galban, who has one of the most ethnically confusing names I’ve ever heard! When I first read about this, all of my money was on Hot Mugshot Guy, but I guess he’s too busy modeling these days.

Here he is in the flesh. He’s okay, I guess. He’s no Hot Mugshot Guy.


Jang-Li has got to be the coolest guy in the history of prisoners for pulling this off. I bet he’s in for something like “Having too much sex in a 24 hour period” or “Kicking too much ass and taking too many names.”

…a tattooed convict serving time for sexual harassment, assault, failure to register as a sex offender, tampering with a witness and unlawful use of a weapon.”

Oh… awkward. Never mind. Well, I guess it’s true that women really do like bad boys. They caught Curry when video cameras captured her letting Galban out of his cell and taking him to a supply closet to bone him. Sounds romantic!

[H/T Complex]

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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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