by J. Camm on October 18, 2012

Per his ad on Craigslist:

So the chances of you reading this is probably zero, but here goes…

I was absolutely wasted at the bar on Saturday. I was blacked out before I even met you. My last memory was doing a shot with some buddies and my next memory was waking up in my bed. Upon waking up, I found four condoms full of cum sprinkled around the room. I immediately ran out to ask my roommate what happened the night before and luckily he had a better memory than I. After a lot of laughs about the shenanigans of the night before, he shared the embarrassing picture he got of us below. Whipping it out at a bar is not something I can say I've ever done before, but if it got you to come home with me, I'll take it.

Anyway, point is that 4 condoms is outrageous. You might be the freakiest girl I've ever been with and I don't remember a second of it. Wanna give me a shot sober?

Tell me what bar it was and/or where I live so I know it's you

Here is the full ad, dick pic and all. Don't worry we blacked out his cock because that's just not safe for life. 


[H/T to reader who sent us the link]



J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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