Not only do I find this to be the greatest Craigslist ad of all time but it's easily the ballsiest move I've ever seen, in large part because the guy in the photo is 100lb smaller than the chick he's shaking his dick at. Her legs are easily twice the size of his, her arms look plentiful, and you could land a helicopter on that fupa! CHRIST! I mean, I've done some less than stellar women in my day but can't believe he saw that picture SOBER and still wants to go back for seconds. Good for him. Sick fuck.
Per his ad on Craigslist:
So the chances of you reading this is probably zero, but here goes...
I was absolutely wasted at the bar on Saturday. I was blacked out before I even met you. My last memory was doing a shot with some buddies and my next memory was waking up in my bed. Upon waking up, I found four condoms full of cum sprinkled around the room. I immediately ran out to ask my roommate what happened the night before and luckily he had a better memory than I. After a lot of laughs about the shenanigans of the night before, he shared the embarrassing picture he got of us below. Whipping it out at a bar is not something I can say I've ever done before, but if it got you to come home with me, I'll take it.
Anyway, point is that 4 condoms is outrageous. You might be the freakiest girl I've ever been with and I don't remember a second of it. Wanna give me a shot sober?
Tell me what bar it was and/or where I live so I know it's you
Here is the full ad, dick pic and all. Don't worry we blacked out his cock because that's just not safe for life.
[H/T to reader who sent us the link]