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Bigfoot is Dead: Man Killed During Attempt at Creating a Sasquatch Sighting

By / 08.28.12

According to the Daily Inter Lake:

A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell.

Tenley was on the southbound side of the highway, about a half mile south of the highway’s intersection with Rocky Point Road.

“He was in the right-hand lane of travel and the vehicle was unable to avoid him and struck him,” Schneider said of the first vehicle driven by a 15-year-old girl from Somers.

A second vehicle driven by a 17-year-old Somers girl also struck Tenley as he laid on the highway.

One commenter might have put this best:

When you have cable tv, you get bored.
When you get bored, you try to be funny.
When you try to be funny, you pull practical jokes.
When you pull practical jokes, you stand in the driving lane on US HWY 93, at night, in a Ghillie suit.
When you stand in the driving lane on US HWY 93, at night, in a Ghillie suit, you become a hood ornament.
DON'T BE A HOOD ORNAMENT!, DUMP CABLE NOW AND GET DIRECT TV!


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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