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This Big Fat Dude Getting His Gunt Grinded On By A Hot Chick Is My Spirit Animal

By / 07.25.14

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I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I know that I want in. The only thing bigger than this guy’s belly is his ego. He knows he’s the shit, and everyone can either get on board with it or get the hell out of his way. Huge bummer that he will likely die young from heart disease… sad face.

It does kinda suck that she’s giving him a lap dance, but due to the massive size of his belly, his dick isn’t accessible. I can’t imagine that it feels as good having her grind up on his belly, but at the same time, I’ve never had a belly that size, so what do I really know? Maybe once a stomach gets to a certain magnitude, it begins to develop sensitive nerve endings that one might find in a penis. Just a theory, I’m not a doctor.

This chick is hot. I want to follow her on Instagram and keep up with her life and know what she eats for breakfast and find out what her Netflix queue looks like and uncover what her hopes and dreams are. Hit me up on Twitter, bae. I love that she doesn’t stop the grind, even when there’s no music and it’s just a guy yelling about drugs. Or maybe that’s just a new genre of music I’m unfamiliar with – Drug Yelling Trap Step.

What the hell is that chick riding in the background? Is this some type of weird sex carnival? If so, I wonder if they have that game where you have to throw a ring around a bottle, but instead of a steel ring it’s a NuvaRing, and instead of a bottle it’s a vagina. That would be fun.

PS – is that DJ Paul from 36 Mafia?

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Me thinks it is. Wow, you know what? I just realized that The Gathering of the Juggalos is happening right now, and DJ Paul is one of the acts slated to appear. This is definitely some footage from The Gathering. I’m a genius. I had no idea that The Gathering had any chicks that weren’t complete slobs. I might have to check it out.


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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