Life
by J. Camm on February 19, 2014

blondie

Blondie Bennett’s mission in life is to become an actual Barbie doll — although Barbie’s tits weren’t comically large so maybe she is trying to be BarbieXXX. However, Bennett doesn’t want to just look like a Barbie. Oh no, she’s not interested in shit; she wants to become an actual, brainless doll. That’s why she’s undergoing hypnotherapy to lessen her brain function. It’s truly remarkable. In the least remarkable way possible.

I don’t know, gang, after watching that video I’d say she’s already a gigantic fucking dolt, wouldn’t you? Next step is just being dead.

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