Elisandra Tomacheski is your daily lady for 10/10/11... Links after the jump. DO THIS.

Today's my birthday, so I'm dropping tunes of my chosing... I've been rocking to Three from the Vault all day, so here's Jerry being Jerry on a gross version of "Deal":

• NFL: Week 5 Report Card for All 32 Head Coaches. [Bleacher Report]
• 7 reasons she won’t have sex with you. [Guyism]
• 100 Pictures of Lara Stone, Today’s Super-est Supermodel. [Smoking Jacket]
• 27 Rocks Off Babes for Monday. [The Chive]
• 42 Canadian Babes We’re Sextremely Thankful For. [COED Magazine]
• 6 B.S. Myths You Probably Believe About America's 'Enemies'. [Cracked]
• Most Hated GDI of the Week: Administration. [TFM]
• Miranda Kerr and Her Delicious Bare Ass In Harpers Bazaar. [Not Safe For What]
• Lady Friend: Gabriela Rabelo. [Next Round]
• WTF is Jamie Shupak Wearing??!?!?! [Tumblr]
• 15 signs you're boring everyone in your life. [truTV]
• How To Tell If Your Neighbor Is Growing Weed. [COED Magazine]
• 10 Things People Say Without Having Any Idea What They're Talking About, And What They Should Be Saying Instead. [College Humor]
• 13 Best Energy Players in the NHL. [Bleacher Report]
• VIDEO: Soccer fight includes female fan running on field to throw water bottles. [Guyism]
• Anne Hathaway “Busts” Out for Spain’s Fotogramas Magazine. [COED Magazine]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisabetta Canalis. [Heavy]
• The True Stories Behind 10 Bad Album Covers. [Mental Floss]
• 100 greatest one hit wonders of the 80s. [Linkiest]
• Halloween Hotness Countdown, October 10: Emmanuelle Chriqui. [Maxim]
• “Jay’s first Tarpon” — You never forget your first... [Woolly Bugger]
• 20 Actresses With Amazing Legs. [Unreality]
• Holly Madison’s Big Oktoberfest Jugs. [Hollywood Tuna]
• A Date With the Dreaded “Day Changer” Chicken Wings. [Smoking Jacket]
• Top 24 Highest Rated Bikini Girls (pics & article). [BNQT]
• 50 Hottest Dumped WAGs in World Football. [Bleacher Report]
• Kenny G Is Apparently A Foster The People Fan, As Is Everyone Else It Seems. [Uproxx]
• 5 People Who Are Way Too Good At Crappy Jobs. [Cracked]
• Weather Channel Nostalgia Block. [Jest]
• Now That's What I Call Boob Control. [Gorilla Mask]
• Castration advice? [Regretful Morning]
• The 20 Angriest Coaches in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• This trail scares the s#^* out of me (19 Photos). [The Chive]
• Video: Beer bottle domination. [Linkiest]
• Christina Aguilera Is XXX-Large. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Kelli GarnerWe wish we could Garner her attention. [Maxim]
• Georgia Fan’s Now Accepting ‘Volunteers’ Shirt Wins UT-UGA. [Busted Coverage]
• 25 incredibly dumb 'sexy' Halloween costumes. [TruTV]
• Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag. [Holy Taco]
• 9 Most Badass Enforcers In NHL History. [Total Pro Sports]
• Kanye West and Russell Simmons stopped by Occupy Wall Street today to see how the other 99% live. [The Daily What]
• 19 Greatest NSFW Tim Tebow Twitter Bombs Post Resurrection. [Busted Coverage]
•  The 10 Greatest Unibrows In Sports History. [Super Booyah]
• 4 Reasons Zooey Deschanel Can Stop Pretending She's a Dork. [Cracked]
• 35 pairs of b**bs to FLBP to. [The Chive]
• Lindsay Lohan bought a $80,000 car; owes $90K to a limo company. [Guyism]
• Liquor store gets smashed. [TruTV]
• The League-Parks & Rec-Party Down-Children’s Hospital Venn Diagram. [Next Round]
• Kim Kardashian Wedding: The 20 Most Ridiculous Parts. [Bleacher Report]
• 7 Animals That Are One Flaw Away From Taking Over the World. [Cracked]