Best Bachelorette Party Ever Ends With Bride Getting Knocked Up By Dwarf Stripper

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There’s really only one hard and fast rule for the bride and groom at a bachelor/bachelorette party.

Don’t fuck anyone, because you are in a committed relationship and cheating is wrong.

One bride in Spain on her big weekend didn’t follow that rule. Which, whatever. Shit happens. If you are going to break that first one, though, follow a second.

Use protection.

This lady, whose name has yet to be revealed, didn’t do that. And got pregnant.

Okay, last rule. If you fail to follow the other two, just come clean. Because if you by chance happen to fuck a midget stripper and the baby you’ve been telling your husband is his is born with dwarfism, he’s going to be PRETTY pissed.

From The Mirror:

A dwarf stripper got a bride-to-be pregnant after her hen night celebrations got a little too wild.

The guilty woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with her entertainer after giving birth to a child with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia.

Website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.”

Oops.

[H/T @CTooleSaysStuff; Elite Daily]