Google Panda
Cuddle up with Google Panda and ask your furry friend anything. The stuffed animal Panda from Google Japan is a personal assistant powered by Google Now. You can ask Google Panda anything you want, and it will answer you within 0.3 seconds. He even recognizes 50 languages.
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Google Smartbox
Your email inbox weeds out shitty spam, so why shouldn’t your real mailbox? Google’s Smartbox by Inbox learns your habits and notifies you the moment your receive physical mail. It will even has smart folders and filters to sort your mail.
Google Dial-Up Mode
Who really wants to stream porn movies in 8 seconds? Why not go back to ye olden days of dial-up Internet with Google Fiber Dial-Up Mode. Sit naked in your chair with an eager and awkward boner as you wait five minutes just for one low resolution photo of a naked midget.
Chrome Selfie
Google’s #ChromeSelfie allows you to share a story or video and attach your reaction in a selfie.