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Ben Affleck Had Wife Jennifer Garner Babysit His Kids While He Took Their Hot Nanny To Vegas With Tom Brady

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Either Ben Affleck is the most convincing smooth-talker in town or Jennifer Garner is a fucking idiot. Considering I don’t know either of them I can’t tell you which assumption is the right assumption, so let’s just go with both. Jennifer Garner is brain dead and Ben Affleck has a silver tongue that managed to convince his idiot wife to babysit their kids while he took their nanny, aka the woman who they are LITERALLY PAYING TO BABYSIT THEIR KIDS, on vacation with Tom Brady.

No, I do not know why Tom Brady was there. He just was. Tom Brady does what Tom Brady wants, and in this case Tom Brady wanted to go to Vegas with Ben Affleck and the hot nanny he was hiding from his wife.

Ouzounian had been in the Bahamas with Affleck, 42, and his unsuspecting, now-estranged actress wife,Jennifer Garner, 43, before the pair’s hush-hush jaunt to Sin City on June 27 for a poker tournament.

Affleck, an avid gambler, had initially asked Ouzounian to join him on a flight back to LA from the Bahamas — while his clueless spouse stayed behind with their three kids, a source said.

“He assured her it was OK. Technically, he was her boss,’’ the source told Hollywood Life.com.

“But along the way, he convinced her to go to Las Vegas with him for [a] poker tournament. They even stopped and picked up Tom Brady for the trip. While in Vegas, Ben hid Christine the entire time.

“When they got back to LA, Jen heard about their trip without the kids and flipped out. She fired Christine right away, and Ben did nothing about it,” the insider said.(via)

You’d think that Affleck would at least be like “Oh no baby I’m so sorry but yes let’s fire the nanny I’ll never speak to her again forever and ever ahhhh,” but from what it looks like his reaction was more “Oh…well, okay. Brb gonna keep banging our now-fired nanny.” Priorities, Ben. Do you have them? That was a rhetorical question though since the obvious answer is “No.”

Oh, and here’s a picture of the nanny. She’s hot, but come on…Jennifer Garner > this random bimbo.

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[H/T Page Six]