If you're gonna break into a house and steal two cars, you may as well celebrate your degeneration with a mid-crime game of pong:
According to Arlington County police, the suspects played beer pong inside the house before stealing two parked cars outside. The home was left "in disarray" with empty beer bottles scattered about.
The official crime report offers only a few more details:
BURGLARY, 07/22/12, 5500 block of S. 7th Street. On July 22, unknown subject(s) gained entry to a locked residence and played beer pong. The subjects left the residence in disarray, then took the victims two vehicles. There is no suspect(s) description.
Baffling, indeed. Did this particular house have the illest of pong tables, so dope that the perps were willing to break in just to play? Or did a Doc Brown type appear mid-robbery, telling them the only way they could escape was to hit an island cup. Either way, further investigation is a must.
As the old adage goes, "you're not officially a sport until your superstars start breaking the law." When its all said and done, this could really go a long way for the USBPA.
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