by Brandon Cohen on July 10, 2014

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Listen, I’m not saying I’m actually going to shut my eyes, put this video on repeat, and rub one out, BUT… if I called some phone sex hotline (does that still exist?) and the girl on the other end sounded like this beareded dude, I could definitely make it work.

If this guy is not using this voice to make epic prank calls then he needs to reevaluate what he’s doing with his life. I would kill to be able to do this with my voice, solely for the prank calling potential. Sure, it’s a fun party trick, but there’s so much more that could be done with it. Don’t let your power go to waste, bearded one, for it is a true gift.

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.