Call it an archaeological fail of biblical proportions.

Donna D’Errico, who bounced across our television screens on “Baywatch” and hid under our mattresses in nudie mags, was injured in a fall while hunting for Noah’s Ark in Turkey.

But despite her injuries the 44-year-old has vowed to complete the final two days of her trip.

It isn't the first problem she's encountered, with D'Errico warned she was in 'serious danger' from Kurdistani terrorist group the PKK at one point.

The actress left her two children in America to search for the relic, which, uh, might not actually exist. Some say this is a waste of time. Others argue it’s a tremendous waste of time.

Still, D’Errico refuses to give up her dream of becoming the next Indiana Jones.

In fact, she thinks she’s super-close to finding the magical vessel.

And after years of study she had pinpointed the likely locations for the mythical boat.

'I've been studying this for years and know where the sightings have been,' she said.

'According to my research, the ark lays broken into at least two, but most likely three, pieces.

'I believe that one of those pieces is in the uppermost Ahora Gorge area, an extremely dangerous area to climb and explore.'

Look, far be it for me to crap all over someone’s dreams. But, look. If a person’s going to actually discover Noah’s Ark, it’s probably going to be someone I masturbated to a lot, lot less.

At least I hope so. Otherwise it’s just going to be weird.