Barber Shames Bad Little Kids By Giving Them ‘Old Man’ Haircuts And The Results Are Damn Hilarious

It’s hard to keep kids in line. It’s also hard to embarrass kids these days. They’ll make a fool out of themselves a hundred times on social media before a parent gets a chance to do it at a crowded school event.

A barber in Atlanta has found an awesome way to keep kids in line — fuck up their look by giving them old man haircuts.

Got a kid who’s raising hell? Afraid the police will be called if you break out the belt? A suburban Atlanta barbershop may have a solution for you.

Three days a week, parents can take their misbehaving kids to A-1 Kutz and ask for the “Benjamin Button Special,” which Russell Fredrick and his team of barbers are offering — free of charge — to parents who want to try a novel form of discipline.

The cut involves shaving hair off the child’s crown until he begins to resemble a balding senior citizen, inviting that unique brand of adolescent humiliation that can only come from teasing classmates and unwanted attention.

Supporters say it’s the perfect punishment for misbehaving kids who want to “act grown.”

Look at that kid’s head! Look at it! That’s going to scar him for life. I love it!

[H/T: Esquire]

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