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Hahaaha yea okay whatever Barack Obama. You don’t have to impress us no more. We know you went to Hardvard Laws School and memorized the Constitution when they let you be president, so you can stop pretending to be all bookity book book book. I am the president that reads my butt.
Bookrack Obama is going on a two-week vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this month and, according to reports (definitely leaked by his office to show how Mr. Smarts he is to the world), he is bring six books.
Six books. On vacation.
Ain’t no one read no six books on no vacation. One. Maybe two. But six? Hell no. And these aren’t thrill reads, either.
Remind you, Barack Obama has two teenage girls and also has the job of running the free world. Six books lmfao Obama.
Six books.
In case you are wondering they are, per Politico: ‘All That Is’ by James Salter, ‘All The Light We Cannot See’ by Anthony Doerr, ‘The Sixth Extinction’ by Elizabeth Kolbert, ‘The Lowland’ by Jhumpa Lahiri, ‘Between The World and Me’ by Ta-Nehisi Coates and ‘Washington: A Life’ by Ron Chernow.
I bet he reads one-and-a-half of those. Maybe.
I know I joke a lot here, but this is genuinely the most jerk off thing a sitting president has ever done.
Six books.