Bald eagles are bosses. We'd question your patriotism if you thought otherwise (except you, Ben Franklin). Symbolically, they're as American as apple pie. But that's not what we're here to talk about today. Rather, let's hear the tale of one bald eagle with a hunger and hunting prowess so savage that it involved scooping up a baby fawn for breakfast and dropping it on power lines in East Missoula, Montana. Power outages caused by bald eagles? That would make Uncle Sam proud. U-S-A! U-S-A!