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by J. Camm on May 9, 2014

bacon-wrapped-gator

Would you look at that thing? It’s an alligator wrapped in bacon and stuffed with a chicken…FROM HELL.

Our friends at Uproxx are saying this is a Crocodile, but the shape of the snout and the dark color of the skin tell me this is an alligator. I can make the argument, though, that it doesn’t fucking matter what the hell it is because whatever is happening on that grill is not something my mouth and or stomach wants to be a part of anyway.

Crocodile. alligator, gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

 

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About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.