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Bros Spill Their Deepest, Darkest Bachelor Party Confessions

By 07.24.14

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Ah, bachelor parties. That precious, time-honored tradition where your Bro gets to let his hair down for the last time before shackling himself to matrimony and monogamy for the rest of his life. A time for casinos, strip clubs, and the ridiculous, juvenile things men do when drunk in the company of fellow men.

As we all know, things can get pretty out of control at bachelor parties. Our friends at the secret-sharing app Whisper have discovered that men are using the app to confess to their deepest, darkest bachelor party secrets. Take a look… Your girlfriend might never let you go on a bachelor party again.

I got a lap dance at a strip club during my bachelor party and lied to my wife about it bc she didn't want me to go.

I kissed a girl while at my own bachelor party in Austin this past weekend. I can't stop thinking about that other girl

Got invited to a bachelor party with all the "cool" kids from high school. sad part, we graduated 15 years ago and I still feel like an awkward freshman

I am going to a bachelor party tonight in another town. I am going try as hard as I can to get a girl back to my hotel room and lose my virginity.

I lied to my wife and said I had a raging bachelor party. 

The truth is, none of my friends showed up and I did Vegas by myself.

My bachelor party consisted of paint balling, poker, and a night of drinking. Not all guys are into strip clubs. My girl is my stripper. That's enough for me.

Just went to a bachelor party and the strippers didn't even get me hard....

She left me but me and the boys are still doing my Vegas bachelor party

I caught herpes at my bachelor party...

I paid for a bachelor party stripper on my work expense account so my wife wouldn't find out. Never questioned by anyone

one of the strippers at my bachelor party was my ex girlfriend

Due to time constraints, I couldn't have a  Bachelor Party before our wedding day - So I had it after.  I feel a little guilty about it.  But only a little.

I had sex with two girls at my bachelor party.

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:
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