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Who is measuring all these dicks? I’ve never had my dick measured, and I’m willing to bet most of you haven’t either. Chances are a doctor has looked at your dick and bits before, examining it for whatever reason (sup, weird growths?), but I doubt they’ve pulled out a tape measure and jotted down your stats. If they have, you might have one hell of a malpractice lawsuit you should get to filing. So I ask again, WHO IS MEASURING ALL THESE DICKS? Because I’m not buying that someone measured enough dicks to accurately form this conclusion.

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Wait. Who is responsible for these stats? Did Congo release this, because I wouldn’t even be mad if they did it as an attempt to bolster tourism.

[H/T ED via 9Gag]