All right, news broadcasters of Australia, we get it: You like to make suggestive innuendos on air. The running joke in this morning's "Today Show" segment was about having a "long, stabby thing" in your bedroom to kick the ass of home intruders a la Antoine Dodson. The blokes and sheilas bust into hysterics when a colleague asserts this pearl, "I'd wanna be standing back, and whacking him off from a distance." It's funny and all, but there are two important takeaways from the clip. First of all, this shit would never fly on the "Today Show" here in the USA. Too many prissy, stay-at-home Moms and retirees would raise a ruckus if Ann Curry was making wisecracks about her husband's pen*s size on the air. Second, how sexy are the morning show hosts and news anchors Down Under? Damn. Watch after the jump.