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• The 30 Emerging Hotties of 2012. [COED Magazine]
• Five Things Breaking Bad Has Taught Us About Selling Drugs. [Smoking Jacket]
• 25 Great Sports Venues and the Athletes Who Own Them. [Bleacher Report]
• Ha! So True: Every Alumni Magazine Ever. [College Humor]
• Cool Girl of the Day: Gia Marie McCool. [Gorilla Mask]
• MUST-WATCH: John Stamos' Guide To Cuddling. [College Humor]
• Today’s girl is Jessica Chastain. [Maxim]
• 10 dumbest do-it-yourself projects. [TruTV]
• 5 Video Game Adaptations That Missed the Point of the Movie. [Cracked]
• The Cubs suck this year, their HOTTTT fans don’t. [The Chive]
• Barry Zito Engaged To Miss Missouri Amber Seyer. [Busted Coverage]
• Sara Jean Underwood Sexes Up Twitter Again [HollywoodTuna]
• The Ten Most Vile Actions Of The Paddy's Pub Gang On "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" [Warming Glow]
• The 50 Most Asinine Sports Fan Tatoos Of All Time. [Super Booyah]
• The 50 Biggest What-Ifs in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
• 8 of the most secretly creepy TV characters. [Guyism]
• Uncoordinated Chick vs. Pool Jump...WHO YA GOT!?!? [Gorilla Mask]
• How to overthrow a country. [SmokingJacket]
• Darren Sharper Unloading Ocean View Miami Condo For $4.5mm. [Busted Coverage]
• Lopez Tonight Has Been Canceled. [Daily What]
• The 22 dumbest things people do on facebook. [TruTV]
• Tahiry Shows What She's Working With at the Gym (Blog). [VladTV]
• 20 Female celebs sporting Michele Bachmann’s eyes. [The Chive]
• Grisly Footage From The Manchester Riots. [High Definite]
• Alison Haislip: The G4 girl pushes our buttons in these playful photos. [Maxim]
• The 10 Funniest 80s Male TV Sitcom Characters. [Unreality]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Gomes. [Heavy]
• 25 insane London riot images. [HolyTaco]
• Bikini-Top Clad SI Swimsuit Model Kate Upton Performing To The Theme Song of...(Heck, The Music Doesn't Really Matter Does It?). [Linkiest]
• 7 Patriots fans that Chad Ochocinco should live with. [Guyism]
• 2011 NFL Schedule: The Scariest Game for All 32 Teams. [Bleacher Report]
• 21 Photos of Alice Goodwin’s Goods. [COED Magazine]
• The Girls of SpoCom 2011 - Booth Babes & Promo Models Galore. [Sub5Zero]
• 5 NFL Teams Most Likely to Form a Dygross in the Next 5 Years. [Bleacher Report]
• Adriana Lima is a showstopper. Duh. [FHM]
• Every Final Destination Death Scene, Ever. [Next Round]
• Get Free Drugs From Science (And All You Have to Do Is Die!). [Cracked]
• Artist who injects self with horse blood shockingly not James Franco. [FilmDrunk]
• Lil Wayne, Bow Wow, Birdman Spend $50,000 at Club. [VladTV]
• 10 Most Shocking Rookie Seasons in MLB History. [Bleacher Report]
• Ex-Playmate Shanna Marie McLaughlin Arrested With Gun at Airport. [GCeleb]
• On Masculinity: Why men need to ‘hang out’ [Guyism]
• 10 Sports Stories That Were Upstaged By Their Caddy This Week. [Smoking Jacket]
• How To Turn Your Scraps Into Smoke-worthy Weed. [COED Magazine]
• Jerry Rice, Bill Parcells join ESPN as NFL analysts. [Guyism]
• 25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies. [Bleacher Report]
• Alessandra Ambrosio Went Paddle Boarding in Hawaii!! [Moe Jackson]
• Star Wars Porn Parody Will Be Better Than The Prequels. [Next Round]
• If Famous Photographs Were Off By a Second. [Cracked]
• 15 Sexy Yoga Poses. [TPS]
• The Ten Symbols That Rule The World. [TruTV]
• A gentleman never arrives empty-handed... [Art of Manliness]
• Tasha Collins is new and totally drool worthy. [Brosome]
• Erin Heatherton Did A Bikini Shoot For Victoria's Secret in St. Barts! OW! [Moe Jackson]
• It's dumb to chase booze with condiments. [TruTV]
• The Skunk Who Loved Hot Dogs and Cheese. [Havahart]
• VIDEO: Inappropriate groin grabbing leads to fight during basketball game. [Guyism]
• Alleged Volleyball Prostitute Marisa Ruckel Partying For Her Freedom. [Busted Coverage]
• The 11 Most Relevant Stand-up Comedians of 2011. [COED Magazine]

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